uhhuh Chica Will Get You
High kicks high kicks
Want to hold my body rolls

It's pronounced Bertha

unclefather:

i-dont-need-feminism:

unclefather:

what person WANTS to be sexually harassed online? people say “You should enjoy the attention” and maybe i would enjoy it if wasn’t coming from people who eat old food crumbs they find in the folds of their skin and wear the same sonic the hedgehog t-shirt for 3 years without washing it and when someone says it stinks they just spray axe body spray on it.

I do, bitch, so shut your fucking mouth.

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

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